The Ballad of Sneaksiefeet

An uncensored collection of my thoughts and finds, laid bare for your amusement. It's the Internet epitomised.

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Power: Phone

Weakness: Towel…. FUCK…. HOW AM I GONNA SHOWER?!

Candle -> Power.

Weakness <- Rope light.

Power: My Health textbook…..I HAVE THE POWER OF HOLISTIC HEALTH!

Weakness: A power cord.

My power is a speaker.

My weakness is a speaker.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

My power is KFC and thin mints.

My weakness is my bed.

…Too true. Too true.

A printer.

And

A letter organizer.

OH THE PAIN

my power is origami stars and my weakness is water

oh this is kinda neat!

My power is… Phones? And my weakness is. Cats

My power is a window and my weakness is chairs.

My power is pillows, and my weakness is…

Walls.

Sounds fair.
(Source: tatermo)
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2. prettypoopoo reblogged this from grayhamstar
3. jessie-got-me-hooked reblogged this from backinoldcuntry and added:
  
  A door to my left and a dryer… this is bull shit. lol i really want the dryer out of the living room more then ever now...
4. rpkm reblogged this from tatermo and added:
  
  my super power is lipgloss (wtf) my weakness is my phone. DROID, HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME
5. rogankiwifruit reblogged this from akiwiderrr and added:
  
  computers as my powers and peopel being my weakness lol
6. headfullofvodkamutini reblogged this from multipletrees
7. saorii-chan liked this
8. tomblackfootedferret reblogged this from cartoonyworld and added:
  
  Super power is keyboards and my weakness is headphones. How would that work…
9. orchestratearadical reblogged this from tatermo
10. tigyrrluffy reblogged this from askpbjtavr0s and added:
  
  My power is a calender (judging by screen) or a book, Red Riding Hood (judging by where I am). My only weakness is a...
11. dog-master liked this
12. hermionethetributefromgallifrey reblogged this from ambidextrousdancingbassoon and added:
  
  My powers are based on nail polish, and my weakness is a yellow shirt. lol.
13. the-iz reblogged this from ambidextrousdancingbassoon and added:
  
  ;___; wh-what…
14. ambidextrousdancingbassoon reblogged this from drerra and added:
15. drerra reblogged this from fhari and added:
  
  Uh. ok.
16. brokenpocketwatch reblogged this from lylaofthesun and added:
  
  Left: Zodiac poster. Key. OH LOOK IT’S ZODIAC MAN OH SHIT KEY WOMAN APPEARED AND NOW HE IS DEAD :(
17. salsy1 reblogged this from askpbjtavr0s and added:
  
  So the computer is my power, but clothes are my weakness. Fuck, I’m screwed.
18. 20xstar liked this
19. starkidpotterwatch reblogged this from aeroape and added:
  
  My powers are based off a bag of chocolate pretzels, and my only weakness is glitter glue. NOOOOO. I LOVE GLITTER GLUE.
20. aeroape reblogged this from high-functioning-hobbit and added:
  
  My powers are based off my quill pen and ink and my weakness is a thesaurus. Writing themed… Lame, but suiting… Also, my...
21. high-functioning-hobbit reblogged this from iluvpokemon101 and added:
  
  Um. My powers are based on my John jumper I got today and my only weakness is my best friend Sarah. o.0
22. high-functioning-hobbit liked this
23. mbwhoosh reblogged this from jumpedtherabbit and added:
  
  My power is a doorway My weakness is a wall …how very symbolic….I don’t get it.
24. seeingstarberries liked this
25. graflex reblogged this from jagneta and added:
  
  I am CHAIR-MAN, workforce elite. I provide spinal support and ergonomics to all in need! However, I must always take...
26. itsalwayslupus reblogged this from tatermo and added:
  
  slang flash cards are my power my weakness is febreeze
27. not-elegant reblogged this from i-can-hear-you-whisper and added:
  
  a water bottle. Dafuq.
28. i-can-hear-you-whisper reblogged this from injuresindust and added:
  
  a stuffed animal.
29. eqs-sweaty-butt reblogged this from askpbjtavr0s and added:
  
  my right hand. oh.
30. chlorellabenefits reblogged this from worth1000nerds
31. jagneta reblogged this from wonchopanimation and added:
  
  To my left is my desk lamp To my right is some Chinese food Wat.
32. raeniccals1 reblogged this from kalska and added:
  
  Left - wall. (STUPID WALL GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WAY) My power is blocking things. Right - CUPS CUPS CUPS EVEREHBODY...
33. caemantics reblogged this from hariboo and added:
  
  left: half eaten oreo
34. blackstar-white-hole reblogged this from absolute-jojo
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36. emibuzz reblogged this from quillsy and added:
  
  A stuffed llama and a bottle of lemonade make my powers… While a fan is my only weakness….
37. elizabeth-vinyamar reblogged this from steveykins and added:
  
  My power is a wall, and my weakness is Dr Pepper.
38. mrsatticusmitchell reblogged this from one-millionpieces
39. all-the-homo reblogged this from x-cappy and added:
  
  My power is based on the epic world and creatures of Duel Monsters (Yu-Gi-Oh for those who dont know) do I have the...
40. bentheechidna reblogged this from theforbodingboglands and added:
  
  I am Cupman, and my weakness is Paper. Megaman you better beat Paperman before you attempt to beat me >:D Watch out for...
41. theforbodingboglands reblogged this from puffy-ecosystem and added:
  
  I have the powers of a computer tower, but my weakness is Sunkist. :I
42. ze-colour-red reblogged this from puffy-ecosystem and added:
  
  My powers are based on mod podge and model magic is my only weakness uhhhh….
43. puffy-ecosystem reblogged this from littlehamboo and added:
  
  My powers are based on mirrors and my weaknesses are based on pillows and blankets. wow that seems awesome *o*
44. littlehamboo reblogged this from uselessartistgabi and added:
  
  My powers are based on a sofa and my weakness is a computer…. Yes.
45. uselessartistgabi reblogged this from lisasbasket and added:
  
  my power is based on a hair brush and my weakness is the fan…. pretty accurate xD
46. 100cotton reblogged this from jacky-boi and added:
  
  < post-it notes my printer > LOL OK
47. 100cotton liked this
48. shadowxloner reblogged this from louiseweird and added:
  
  My powers are based on Sound Boards My weakness? Theater Curtains…My greatest enemy…is a thespian.
49. jacky-boi reblogged this from zrussiancookie and added:
  
  < A nutcraker My cell phone > wat.
50. zrussiancookie reblogged this from cola-and-tea and added:
  
  dafuq…
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