The Ballad of Sneaksiefeet

An uncensored collection of my thoughts and finds, laid bare for your amusement. It's the Internet epitomised.

Video reblogged from young worry
zarillo:

chicksdigthephoenix:

sesuu:

pornographyandmeathooks:

Weirdest Porn Intro Ever

THE WHORE IS STEALING OUR LEMONS

Oh god this again…
JAMES DEEN IS A PORN STAR HERO OKAY.

There are a lot of lemon whores in our community

All porn should be like this

Then you could edit the non-porn bits into a late-night surrealist comedy show

And it would be the best show ever
- james deen
- whut
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  I feel as if “Orange Stealing Whores” had a better storyline.
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  Lemon Stealing Whores.
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  Oh my god I’ve watched this before. It doesn’t get any less fucked up after the intro…
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  LEMON STEALING WHORES
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  this absolutely killed me the first time i saw it
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  what the actual fuck is this
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