Time Lords never forget to bring a towel
A true staple in intergalactic travel
HNGH
i wish that i had a little bar above my shoulder like characters do in video games, but instead of showing my health or energy it would measure my human interaction limit. and once it filled up everyone would know that i had maxed out on socialization and would know to leave me alone to recharge.
I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
You know what’s annoying? When guys or girls tell other girls that they shouldn’t wear make up. Who the fuck do you think you are to tell someone how much make up they can or can’t wear? If it makes them feel better about themselves, let them pile it on and stfu
must be getting tired cause this cracked me up and then I sat there looking at it and starting laughing more